Comedy Roast Lines

Here are some great comedy roast lines for your um favorite co-worker, friend, or family member. "His mother should have thrown him away but kept the stork" is a funny one. Or you could use, "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others". Here's another good line, "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends". One last great one by William Faulkner goes like this, "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary". To see more comedy roast lines, you can visit http://www.surfersam.com/friends/quotes.htm .