Ya Mum Jokes

Ya mum jokes can sometime start problems if someone decides to get sensitive, but here's a few. Ya mum so fat when she swimming at the beach the whales join her and say we all family here. Ya mum so fat her drivers licenses says picture continues on the other side. Ya mum so fat that when she had surgery she bled gravy. Ya mum so dumb that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Ya mum so greedy she took a spoon to the super bowl!