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That's why we created this unique archive of commencement addresses, selecting an eclectic menu of twenty nine extraordinary speeches from the thousands that we have reviewed since beginning work on this initiative in 1989.
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The job market probably isn’t, but many graduation speeches have offered audiences a chuckle in years past. Some of them even offered hopeful words about troubled economies! Cheer yourself up with these six funny graduation addresses. ... Kofi Annan gave the MIT commencement address that year, and the “sunscreen”...
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May 26, 2008 ... 6 June 2008 at 12:04 pm. Here are a few more funny commencement speeches: http://www.campusgrotto.com/funny-graduation-speeches.html ...
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Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. Source Unknown; One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you ... Quotes That Point to the Funny Side of Graduation...
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February-7.com by Josh Schubkegel - www.february-7.com ... I'd like to announce up front that I have one goal this afternoon: to be half as funny as tomorrow's Commencement Speaker, Moral Philosopher and Economist, Amartya Sen. Must get more laughs than seminal wage/price theoretician.
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This is an original humorous speech a fiend of mine (Shaun Morris) presented to a class. -- Heroes. I had to find one. U2? There's too many of them, and they wear too much leather. Candice Bergen? Tough, and beautiful, but she's related to Edgar Bergen, the ventriloquist. James Brown? ... My hero should be socially responsible.
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Bob Newhart, actor and comedian at the 108th Commencement of The Catholic University of America, Washington, D.C. May 17, 1997 ... I'm honored and moved to be asked to be the 1997 commencement speaker. These may appear to be tears but they are actually allergies. My son graduated from here in 1989 with a degree in...
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Quotations for commencement and advice for graduates, from The Quote Garden. ... Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. ~Garry Trudeau;
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Commencement Speech by Guy Kawasaki; Palo Alto High School, California, June 11, 1995; ... Speaking to you today marks a milestone in my life. I am 40 years old. 22 years ago, when I was in your seat, I never, ever thought I would be 40 years old.
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After all, Commencement speeches are usually reserved for heads of state, respected members of the academic community, secretaries general of the United Nations. But us! Why us? But my fears began to ebb as I weighed the consequences of a poor performance today. ... RAY: Yeah, they got, I think. It just wasn't that funny.
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