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The librarian hands the chicken a book. ... Light Bulb Jokes: How many academic librarians does it take to change a light bulb? Just five. One changes the light bulb while the other four form a committee and write a letter of protest to the Dean, because after all, changing light bulbs IS NOT professional work!
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One morning a chap went up to the counter in the library and asked the librarian, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?" ... | Top of Page | Job Hunting Humor | On the Job Jokes | #%$@ Boss | Corporate Wisdom | Coffee Jokes |; | Accountant Jokes | Banker | Barber Jokes | Bartender | Clerk/Cashier | Cowboy...
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It must be a full moon tonight, thought the librarian, getting back to her work. Of course, since everything in jokes comes in threes, the chicken came back. It dropped the books on the floor, hopped up, and said, "Book, book, book!"
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Library humor sites on the net ... Patron: "I am looking for a globe of the earth." ; Librarian: "We have a table-top model over here." ; Patron: "No, that's not good enough. Don't you have a life-size?" ; Librarian: (pause) "Yes, but it's in use right now." ... Related: Read the Library Jokes on the LibraryBooks4U.com site.
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Enough with the "sexy librarian" jokes. November 26, 2008 12:21 PM Subscribe ... They don't want people to make sexy librarian jokes, and then they put a picture of a sexy librarian (from the website biblioharlot !!) adjacent to the list? posted by desjardins at 12:44 PM on November 26, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]
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One day a librarian sees a chicken walk up to her desk and cluck, "book-book-book- BOOOOOK." She follows the chicken while it pecks at six books and pulls out a library card. ... The next week the whole sequence happens again, and the curious librarian follows the chicken to see where it's going with all these books.
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Subject: Fw: Library/librarian jokes and humor ... _at__ library.Berkeley.edu Subject: Library/librarian jokes and humor I am trying to locate any collections or archives on the internet that have jokes pertaining to libraries or librarians. I have tried srearching Veronica without any luck.
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Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? Because she was in the non-friction section. ... Librarian: Knock knock. Student: Who's there? Librarian: Winnie. Student: Winnie who? Librarian: Winnie you going to bring back that overdue book, hmm?
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One Response to “no jokes, just a fun application” ... putting the rarin back in librarian since 199 ... Hi. My name is Jessamyn West and I'll be your librarian today. I work in rural Vermont as a library consultant and also am a moderator at MetaFilter.com. My personal blog is at jessamyn.com. Feel free to contact me if...
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Links to pertinent alternative web sites of interest, presented by Jessamyn West. ... — and the VT state librarian has been talking about a statewide catalog. New Hampshire is looking at a similar thing, ... October 19th, 2009 | Posted in libraries | 10 Comments » ; Tags: howe, jokes, publiclibrary, signage, thehowe...
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