List of Sarcastic Remarks
Remember that sarcasm is witty yet painful to the person who is the butt of the joke. As with any joke or remark it is important to consider your audience. Not doing so could result in an unexpected result. That being said there are some great sarcastic quotes available online.
Visit http://www.angelfire.com/nc3/reve_uth_babette/funny.html. Here you will find a list of some funny sarcastic quotes you can use. Some of them are less funny than others but depending upon your audience who knows.
Good luck!
Posted by dakotacandles on 8/26/2009
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