Sarcastic Quotes
"Yes, I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never quite got around to it. I am in shape - round is a shape. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. A day without sunshine is like night." If these sarcastic quotes float your boat, then make a beeline to see them and more at http://www.coolnsmart.com/sarcastic_quotes/
Posted by clmankowski on 8/21/2009
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I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time ... lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't ... If you can smile when things go wrong,
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These are sayings I got throught email. They don't all describe me, but I love 'em anyways! *This day was a total waste of makeup. *Make yourself at home, clean my kitchen! *Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after! ... *This isn't an office, it's Hell with florescent ... *Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. ... 102 Comments to “Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings”...
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Sarcasm, and more sarcasm, along with some tutorials and other sarcastic stuff ... Sarcasm: What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it? - Doctor Who - Sarcastic Quotes...
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A collection of sarcastic quotes & humor ... Sarcasm: There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Stephen Wright - Sarcastic Quotes...
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Sarcastic One Liners ... One of the best collection of sarcastic quotes I've seen. Great going! ... These Are The Funniest Sarcastic Quotes I've Ever Read.
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"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."- ; I have never let my schooling interfere with my education ; ... Hope ya enjoyed that~ I love quotes lol! ... Ok we have all had enough of the serious quotes, no it is time for some fun!! Sarcasm yayayaya..the one thing Spin Knows best. I hope ya like them!
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Funny Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings Collection; I don t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Funny Sarcastic Quotes , Anonymous ... I m smiling. This should scare you. Funny Sarcastic Quotes , Anonymous...
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» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant » It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black. - Paul Newman » It's a catastrophic success. » I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. ... News Feed Comments ... Browse > Home / Funny / Sarcastic Quotes...
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Summary: We'll start with the miscellaneous quotes. Writer's Corner: General Non-Fiction: A Pointless Bunch of Sarcastic and Humorous Quotes. Updated May 30 '03 - Epinions.com ... No, I just love quotes, they are so much fun. And they are great for people like me that don't have anything intelligent to say. All I have to do...
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