One Liners Comebacks
One liners and comebacks are quite popular when it comes to comedy. There are sites completely devoted to famous one-liners and comebacks for any situation. A popular one liner is "If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" Many bumper stickers contain one liners. A great comeback is "I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter." Get more one liners at http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/Obnox/comebacks001.htm.
Posted by Four4Boys on 9/4/2009
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. ... I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. ... On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger near the escape key.
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Some good ones! But let us not forget the Godfather of the snappy comebacks and oneliners, Groucho Marx: ... Great one liners. I sure wish that I could use them on a few people.
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M: I know how to please a woman. W: Then please leave me alone. M: I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then. ... M: Is this seat empty? W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. M: [Looking away] Honey, there's two here!
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1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. ... 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. ... 3. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
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1. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist [or, "a genius"]. ... 2. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ... 3. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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A huge collection of one line jokes including, funny movie quotes, short jokes, witty sayings, rude jokes, funny one-liners, snappy comebacks and bumper sticker humor is just a click away. ... We have lots of witty one-liners and snappy comebacks, all with the goal of engaging the opposite sex. Some of these pickup lines...
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Large collection of funny come backs, comebacks, put downs, insults and more funny 1-liners ... Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down. Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: NO; Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants. Little Sister: Your Ugly. ... Email these Comebacks to a friend...
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The World's Best One Liners! Enjoy funny jokes and great humor, while laughing yourself silly sending the funniest e-cards for FREE! ... a heapin' helping of the World's Best - One Liners! At Best-Oneliners.com you'll find jokes, comics, and funny stories -- humor of all kinds for adults and kids -- served up piping hot...
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