Funny Aphorism
Here are a few aphorism.
1)Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.
2)The burden is equal to the horse's strength.
3)Trouble is only an opportunity in work clothes.
4)Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
5)Leemans' Law: Junk expands to fill the space allotted
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Posted by Kevin N on 8/24/2009
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