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You may also pinch a girl's nipple if you please, but this falls under '101 Ways to Sexually Harass People.' 26. Leave the following message on someone's answering machine: "Sir, we're not sure if you wanted us to do it, you know, after what happened, so, well, ... Jokes2Go.com > Humor Lists >; Ways to Annoy People;
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Top 10 Ways to Annoy People! ... #10 Play with the Light switches as if their were a thunderstorm. #9 Drum your fingers on every surface you encounter. #8 Tap your feet on the floor Rapidly! #7 Hear Barney CD's BACKWARDS. #6 Use your house as a indoor soccer stadium.
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28. Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she ... 101. If your roommate has a pet, offer to feed their pet for them. Start taking bottles of glue and white out from your desk before your roommate can answer.
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101 Ways to Annoy People; 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."; 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."; 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...";
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33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."; 34. Drum on every available surface. 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
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101. Never make eye contact. 102. Never break eye contact. 103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results. 104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
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101 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE Off Topic ... 99. Construct your own pretend tricorder, and scan people with it, announcing the results. 100. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. ... RE: 101 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE...
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Another great joke from our huge archive of hilarious jokes ... 99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results. 100. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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A funny joke not from the files of this annoying guy, but it could have been: 101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the ... 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. ...
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