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Witty quotes - many funny and amusing quotations and sayings from famous people ... Search Quotes: Home - New Quotes ... Email these Witty quotes to a Friend - Click Here...
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Amusing short quotes from famous people. ... Funny Quotes ... Amusing Quotes Attributed to Famous People...
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Quotes that ridicule rules, policies, or the government are quite amusing. If you enjoy such quotations, read this collection of amusing quotes. ... Life is full of Humor: Amusing Quotes...
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I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future. - Dan Quayle; Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground. The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who Do it right now. - ... God heals and the doctor takes the fee. -
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GoodQuotes.com lists thousands of funny and inspirational quotes: bumper stickers, proverbs, funny thoughts, silly quotes, Murphy's laws, gravestones, pickup lines, mistranslations, celebrity quotes, answering machine messages, famous last words and more. ... Birth Record Search!; Stupid Quotes; Proverbs; Mistranslation;
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. we're one of them."; With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that ... I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. --
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Said what is an online database of quotes and quotations, covering politics, celebrities, models, famous quotations and topical articles, competitions ... Famous quotes, inspirational quotes, serious quotes, funny quotes, motivational quotes... Said What has over 22,000 quotes and proverbs online. If you are looking for...
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"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." ; Jerry Garcia - Grateful Dead ; ... "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets ... "On the one hand,
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Some New Quotes ... No sex? What's the point of having a girlfriend? --unknown, from MTV ... I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different. --Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
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