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A list of humorous telephone answering machine messages. ... "Hi! John's answering machine is broken. ... "Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their...
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www.jpallas.com/phone/answermach.html
www.jpallas.com/phone/answermach.html
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The Answering Machine - Hundreds of free telephone answering machines in MP3 format - All free to download and use ... Welcome to the Answering Machine. Here you will find the largest collection of free answering machine messages for your telephone answering machine on the Internet. All these fantastic messages are in...
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www.answeringmachine.co.uk/
www.answeringmachine.co.uk/
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Funny Answering machine messages and phone calls! ... Funny Answering machine messages, excuses for being away from the phone, and phone pranks ... Location: Clean Jokes > Answering machine messages...
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www.ahajokes.com/funny_answering_machine_messages.html
www.ahajokes.com/funny_answering_machine_messages.html
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Funny audio files, sound files, and answering machine messages. ... Automatic Answering; Description: You have just reached the amazing Ronfold automatic answering machine. ... Casablanca; Description: "Of all answering machines in all the world, you had to call mine. Maybe the phone messages and two little people ..." ;
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www.ahajokes.com/funny_audio.html
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Funny Videos, Pranks, Answering machine messages, pictures, signs, cartoons ... Here are some funny answering machine messages to download and record to your answering machine.
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www.sillyhumor.com/answer.html
www.sillyhumor.com/answer.html
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These are funny but actual answering machine messages and answers recorded and verified by the World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers. ... Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. ... Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
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www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-answering.html
www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-answering.html
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The Answering machine messages are listed on the left of the page. I have now included the size of the files for your convenience. You will notice, I am partial to the musical kind. There are new files added, and I will continue to update.
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members.tripod.com/~fawne/machine.html
members.tripod.com/~fawne/machine.html
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Download free Answering Machine Messages ... Answering Machine Messages - .wav sound files; Comedy Answering Machine Messages - Great Site! Answering Machine Waves (a Angelfire site); More Funny Answering Maching Messages; more .wav links;
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www.externalharddrive.com/waves/answeringmachine.html
www.externalharddrive.com/waves/answeringmachine.html
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John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets." 4) (Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine. ... Subject: [nukkad] SOME VERY FUNNY ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES...
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www.mumbai-central.com/nukkad/jan1999/msg00232.html
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