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If you live with a housemate or spouse, ask them (nicely) to make the phone-in-sick-call and tell them to explain you are too ill to get to the phone. ... Calling in sick without being sick is best done for one day, or possibly two days in a row. Longer than that may require a note from your doctor.
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www.wikihow.com/Call-in-Sick-when-You-Just-Need-a-Day-O...
www.wikihow.com/Call-in-Sick-when-You-Just-Need-a-Day-Off
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Excuses for Missing a Day of Work ... If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. ... When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.
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www.recruitersnetwork.com/jokes/callinsick.htm
www.recruitersnetwork.com/jokes/callinsick.htm
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Best Excuses for Calling in Sick - Get Career Advice from the experts at CareerBuilder.com ... Honesty is the best policy, ... So the next time you call in sick — whether you have the flu or a desire to stay in your pajamas until noon — you can decide if you want to tell the truth or a little white lie. If you choose the...
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www.careerbuilder.com/Article/CB-760-The-Workplace-Best...
www.careerbuilder.com/Article/CB-760-The-Workplace-Best-Excuses-for-Calling-in-Sick/
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Not really sick but want a day off from your miserable job? Excerpts from The 5 Habits of Highly Successful Slackers will teach you what to say when you call in sick with the very best call in sick excuses. ... And although you might be lazy and unmotivated enough to lie about being sick, you won't be lazy and...
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www.slackism.com/excerpts.html
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Hello friends, welcome to The Mother of All Excuses Place. Over the years, everyone where I work has always thought that we should be writing down all the excuses everyone there has given for not coming to work that day.
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Yep, these are the best days to call in sick this year. ... Not only are the absolute "best" days to take off highlighted here, but there are also some supporting material to help you come up with your own most logical (ahem) "excuses" for taking the day off.
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thefuntimesguide.com/2006/07/work_sick_days.php
thefuntimesguide.com/2006/07/work_sick_days.php
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Look, it's your call, either it's sick leave, or stress leave due to sexual harassment, I'll let you decide. (sageandscholar); My weekend ran a little longer than I ... (Sick Gator); Don't you always get the Monday after Flag Day off? (Adam); I feel disgruntled today. It's probably best that I don't show up for work. (A^3);
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www.csittl.com/old/02list24.html
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Hm. I've heard a lot of excuses for people calling in sick. The best was that their neighbor's cat died and they were extremely upset and couldn't come to work. Horrible excuse. ... best ecuse to call in sick at work ... best excuses for calling in sick...
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www.squidoo.com/excuses_for_calling_in_sick
www.squidoo.com/excuses_for_calling_in_sick
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7/31/2006 Steve D. says: This Fijian Indian I used to work with had the best excuses. He would call in sick at least one week out of a month. I think one of the funniest excuses he had was that his hemroids were flaring up and he had trouble walking.
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www.yelp.com/topic/san-francisco-best-excuss-to-call-in...
www.yelp.com/topic/san-francisco-best-excuss-to-call-in-sick-from-work
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