You never got a second chance to make a first impression. You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake! Your smile is as sweet as the sunlight. My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute. I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby;
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Pick-up lines, comebacks and insults - a special humor page in Butler Webs 100's of Jokes & Cartoons. ... Pick-Up Lines & Comebacks ... Matt: Hey baby, I got 2 tickets 2 the Tampax race do you wanna come with? Megan: OMG honey, of course I do, but how did you git the tickets? Matt: Oh let's just say I pulled some strings. LOL!
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The best and most extensive collection of funny pick up lines on the web. Learn these and you could become a master pickup artist! ... Here you'll find some of the funniest, cheesiest, sleaziest, lamest, nerdiest and weirdest pick up lines on the internet. We've compiled a huge collection of lines and sorted them...
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He: Can I buy you a drink? She: Actually, I'd rather have the money. ... He: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. ... He: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. She: Okay, get out.
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The worst pick up/come on lines that you have ever heard ...1. In person 2. Online; Posted: 11/26/2005 9:31:35 PM ... In a person... The worst come on I received, was when a woman just walked up to me and asked me "Are you gay?" I thought she was crazy, and said no... It was the worst come on I ever heard,
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Tags: bob barker, come on down, price is right ... This entry was posted on November 30, 2007 at 12:33 am and is filed under Best Lines. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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Had this kind of bomb dropped two months ago, Hillary might still be in the race and Jesse would be an honorary Clinton today. Thank God for bad timing. Loose lips, even today, still sink ships. All you say is, Damn, come on, Jesse!!?? ... BETWEEN THE LINES: LAPD's New Police Chi...
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OhNo789 on Dear Theater School, ... boot on things i do not need (1) ... Courtesy of Monstoursville PA Book of Red Neck Come-On Lines :: Bunni :: 0...
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But I'm not going to give a guy any play who's main come-on line is "I'm in a band." Come ON! Maybe that works when you're 18, but this guy was in his late 40s. Old enough to know better. Old enough to never, ever use that line.
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