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The best comeback lines of all time Heard any good ones lately? ... (I this is one of the best comeback lines of all time… ); -----; FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,
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Creative Comeback Lines For The Workplace ; 1. Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and simplistic world-view. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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