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Confucius Say ; A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle. Confucius Say ; A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love. Confucius Say ; The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.
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Man who step in it often say it. ... When lady say maybe, she mean yes. ... Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius?
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www.csua.berkeley.edu/~etruong/con_say.html
www.csua.berkeley.edu/~etruong/con_say.html
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Large collection of funny confucius says jokes and actual confucious quotes ... Confucius Says Jokes ... -[ Confucius Say - Sayings - Jokes - Quotes ]-
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www.humorsphere.com/confucius/confucious_says_jokes.htm
www.humorsphere.com/confucius/confucious_says_jokes.htm
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The Jokery offers jokes, funnies, humor, humour, cartoons, haha, laughter, smiles and more! ... ; Home | Jokes & Riddles | Photos | Cartoons | Articles | Humor Links | Add A Funny; This is the Confucius Say humor section where all the jokes are funny!
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www.jokery.com/search/Confucius_Say/
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He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. ... Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache. ... Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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www.countryhumor.com/jokes/confucius_say.htm
www.countryhumor.com/jokes/confucius_say.htm
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Wisdom of Confucius ... …Man who open car door for girl friend reveal one thing… Either car is new or girlfriend is new… ... …Many husband he kiss with eyes open. He want make sure his wife’s not around to catch him.
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www.gospelcenterchurch.org/confucius.html
www.gospelcenterchurch.org/confucius.html
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What did Tarzan say when he saw all the elephants coming over the hill? Oh, look at all the elephants coming over the hill. What did Tarzan say when he saw all the elephants wearing dark glasses coming over the hill?
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Confucius sayings come from one of the most famous Chinese philosophers, Confucius. The timeless wisdom of Confucius is illustrated in the Confucius sayings below. Do we not have some of your ... The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, "I shall today be uppermost."; -- Confucius;
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www.quotemountain.com/sayings/confucius_sayings/
www.quotemountain.com/sayings/confucius_sayings/
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The "Confucius Say, ..." joke (the "Confucious" spelling is also common) is an example of standard-format culture-bound folk-humor. Along with Knock-Knock Jokes they are among the most common examples of juvenile English-language word-play humor.
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