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Here are 12 of the most outrageous excuses employees have heard for being late to work: ... "While some employers tend to be more lenient with worker punctuality, 30 percent say they have terminated an employee for being late," said Rosemary Haefner, vice president of human resources for CareerBuilder.com.
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More than 27 percent of hiring managers say they are skeptical of employees' excuses for showing up late. It turns out their doubt is warranted: 24 percent of all employees decide to make up a ... After all, if you were a hiring manager who heard any of these 10 real-life excuses for being late, you'd be suspicious, too.
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www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/worklife/06/09/cb.late.excuses/...
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You can only cite traffic as your excuse for lateness so many times. ... Those excuses for being late for work only get by a few times before your boss begins rolling her eyes. For excuses so unique that your boss finds them impossible to argue with, try this handy dandy formula.
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"I'm late because I was on the phone trying to get *your* shipping department to send the company's office supplies directly to the winner of my eBay auction." ... and the Number 1 Worst Excuse for Being Late for Work...
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My arm got stuck in the blood pressure machine at K-Mart. (Paul Benick); I left right on time but forgot (Pryncesse and Dave!); I'm not late! I'm early for tomorrow. (kalman1, Pryncesse and Dave!, Steve Weiss); I was at a punctuality seminar. I got behind President Clinton while he was on his morning jog. (Troy Meers);
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"I'm late because I was on the phone trying to get *your* lousy shipping department to send the company's office supplies directly to the winner of my eBay auction."
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www.joke-archives.com/workplace/badexcuses.html
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Posted by Marcus Foster, Product Manager, Google mobile team, London; A few months ago we released a mobile version of Google Calendar. I find it incredibly useful, ... I have tried the 2 free syncers that I have being able to find. One only seems to do a week, and the other just doesnt want to work at all.
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"If I am supposed to do something with you and I'm going to be late, I will call you to let you know. What I won't tell you ... "Before you accuse me of being late, please remember that I am American. It took us almost 8 yrs. of Bush & Dick to finally feel fucked." ... Forums > General Discussion > Best excuses for being late...
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