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Well we never got around to writing that book, but with the popularity of the Internet and the ease of making a web site, I decided to publish all the calling in work excuses I, or people that submit them, have heard over the years.
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Evidently there are companies out there that will sell templates one can use to write excuses to miss work. CNN did a little article on one. If only I had thought of that... instead, I am here posting them for free...
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excusestomisswork.blogspot.com/
excusestomisswork.blogspot.com/
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EXCUSES FOR MISSING WORK ... If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. ... I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
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www.fuzzydog.com/mscmisswork.htm
www.fuzzydog.com/mscmisswork.htm
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The Funny Pages: Humor, Jokes, Stories, and Games from the Internet ... If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. ... I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
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funnies.paco.to/WorkExcuses.html
funnies.paco.to/WorkExcuses.html
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Excuses for Missing Work ... From the Washington Post -- ; A contest was held in which readers were asked to come up with excuses to miss a day of work: ... If it is all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.
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www.northvalley.net/jokes/jokes/jokesexcuses.shtml
www.northvalley.net/jokes/jokes/jokesexcuses.shtml
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Excuses for Missing Work ... From the Washington Post -- ; A contest was held in which readers were asked to come up with excuses to miss a day of work:
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www.northvalley.net/bigkidnetwork/jokes/jokesexcuses.ht...
www.northvalley.net/bigkidnetwork/jokes/jokesexcuses.html
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The best collection of excuses ever. ... Don't feel like going to work. Turn in an excuse. ... So I need the last three days as vacation days because I've missed too much time already and I can't afford to miss anymore.
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members.rediff.com/excuses/misswork.htm
members.rediff.com/excuses/misswork.htm
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If you've worked for the same employer for awhile, you have probably used up most of your best excuses. Let's face it, you can only use the dead grand parent excuse four times. ... So that is where I come in with my annual top ten excuses to get out of work. ... Top 10 Excuses to Miss Work For the NCAA Tournament...
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www.collegehoopsnet.com/2009-ncaa-tournament-top-10-exc...
www.collegehoopsnet.com/2009-ncaa-tournament-top-10-excuses-miss-work-166325
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Forums » General Discussion » Letters and Opinions » RE: excuses to miss work. please share... ... These both really happened to me, and are great excuses you can't make it to work: My key broke off in my vehicle door (unless you have one of those clickers to unlock/start it); My wheel fell off and bounced...
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forums.runnersworld.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/677106477/m/...
forums.runnersworld.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/677106477/m/9491080432
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