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A list of humorous telephone answering machine messages. ... "Hi! John's answering machine is broken. ... "Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their...
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Funny Videos, Pranks, Answering machine messages, pictures, signs, cartoons ... Here are some funny answering machine messages to download and record to your answering machine.
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These are funny but actual answering machine messages and answers recorded and verified by the World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers. ... Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. ... Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
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John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets." 4) (Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine. ... Subject: [nukkad] SOME VERY FUNNY ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES...
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Actual answering machine messages recorded and verified by the World famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers: ... Funny Pictures - Quotes - Jokes - Funny Movies, Videos - Flash Movies & Greetings - Online Games - Bizarre Photos - Funny Cartoons...
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Humor by Yuckitup! Click Here for more jokes, and funny stuff ; ... Hi, this is YOUR NAME's refrigerator. The answering machine eloped with the tape deck so this is my job for a while. Leave a message and I'll stick it to myself so that YOUR NAME receives it promptly.
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ABBA Answering Machine ... Greetings earthing, I am a extra terrestrial being from the planet -. I have been sent to Earth in the form of this answering machine to propogate with your species, in order to spread my highly superior race throughout the universe.
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Funny Answering machine messages and phone calls! ... Funny Answering machine messages, excuses for being away from the phone, and phone pranks ... Location: Clean Jokes > Answering machine messages...
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Very funny answering machine messages Hi Johns answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator Please speak very slowly and Ill stick your message to myself with one of these magnets Hello this is Rons toaster Rons new answering machine is in the shop for repairs so ...
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