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Funny Written; Excuses from School; from Sharon and Nick Ryan* ... Some school teachers lead an interesting life. Sharon Ryan used to teach school in Beloit, Wisconsin, and while there, she collected (just for the heck of it) notes that parents sent to school with their children who had been absent from school.
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www.cupola.com/html/wordplay/excuse1.htm
www.cupola.com/html/wordplay/excuse1.htm
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If you've decided honesty is not the best policy for you, don't try using any of the following excuses as the reason why you're late -- they've been ... 2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work. ... Attempting to beat the clock isn't always an option, but using creative and funny excuses is.
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www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/worklife/04/06/cb.funny.excuses...
www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/worklife/04/06/cb.funny.excuses.late.work/index.html
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Be amazed at the strange and funny excuses folks give to police officers to get out of a ticket! ... These are actual STRANGE and FUNNY excuses that folks have actually given to police officers to avoid getting a traffic ticket!
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www.funnysnaps.com/iexcuse.html
www.funnysnaps.com/iexcuse.html
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Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses ... Daily Quick Break: December 25, 2007: Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses; Movie Quotes from Double Indemnity: Quotes from the movie Double Indemnity; Movie Quotes from Four Brothers: Quotes from the movie Four Brothers; Daily Quick Break: January 31, 2008: Doctor Jokes;
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www.innocentenglish.com/funny-bloopers-mistakes-quotes/...
www.innocentenglish.com/funny-bloopers-mistakes-quotes/insurance-claims.html
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dysan.net — All of these are real excuses that people have written to "excuse" their children from school. Some of them are pretty unbelievable. ... xZeddx, on 10/12/2007, -5/+34As a Tennessean, I highly doubt these are fake. Sadly, there are people who I know that probably spell like this. Very funny nonetheless.
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digg.com/mods/Funny_Excuses_to_Stay_Home_from_School
digg.com/mods/Funny_Excuses_to_Stay_Home_from_School
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funny excuses: Check out the absence notes, absent notes, funny absence notes, funny school jokes, funny excuses to get kids out of school and fake doctor excuses people use when they don't want to go to work. ... funny excuses, embarassing absent notes, real excuse note, funny school excuses, doctor excuse from work,
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www.theabramslawfirm.com/42203t/165/funny-excuses.htm
www.theabramslawfirm.com/42203t/165/funny-excuses.htm
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Bad, but Funny, Excuses; ... The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the Albuquerque Public School system by parents of students: ... Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
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www.mit.edu/~jmp/humor/badexcuses.html
www.mit.edu/~jmp/humor/badexcuses.html
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These are from the Sunday, April 14, 1994 edition of the Washington Post. It was a contest in which readers were asked to come up with excuses to miss a day of work. ... UP to The Funny Pages main page, or ; All the way UP to The Dr Foo Home Page.
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web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Funny-pages/excuses.html
web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Funny-pages/excuses.html
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Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses ... Funny Bloopers and Mistakes by Native English Speakers; Funny English Mistakes From ESL Students: Funny Mistakes and bloopers in English; Daily Quick Break: December 25, 2007: Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses; Daily Quick Break: April 7, 2008: Funny School Excuse Notes;
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www.innocentenglish.com/funny-bloopers-mistakes-quotes/...
www.innocentenglish.com/funny-bloopers-mistakes-quotes/funny-student-excuses.html
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