A silly list of questions and thoughts to ponder ... Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all? Do you yawn in your sleep? Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts? If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
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Funny rhetorical questions that can be asked in the form of a funny one-liner. The most famous master of which was George Carlin ... Funny Videos...
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Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
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If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? ... Just got an e-mail of some funny rhetorical questions that I thought I'd pass along: ... Now all I need are some rhetorical answers...
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Brain Candy word play is a collection of intelligent ways to have fun with words. Clever and humorous word usages. ... We call them "Dumb Questions" here at Brain Candy, and we're sure that ours is THE BEST collection anywhere, with 350 questions! ... Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Does the pope wear a funny hat? ... No, not if you consider the historical significance of it, he doesn't. I do find your lack of history funny, if not tragic, though. ... After enough to drink, I think anything is funny.
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Still MORE Rhetorical Questions (and funny lines) Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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'Professional' Rhetorical Questions ... It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get. --Arnold Palmer ... Entertainment Zone....Rhetorical Humour and Famous Quotes !
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Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not? ... Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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College | Melbourne, Australia ... (I start looking up his record on the database.) ... Me: “Yeah, I can see the fails. Did you pass those subjects?”...
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