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A silly list of questions and thoughts to ponder ... If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? ... Funny Thoughts To Ponder;
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I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, ... Gentle thoughts for today: ... Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair. If all is not lost, where is it? It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. ... Funny Pictures - Quotes - Jokes - Funny Movies, Videos - Flash Movies & Greetings - Online Games - Bizarre Photos - Funny Cartoons...
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A FUNNY OLD DAY ... Having performed the usual ablutions, I had my usual ‘Sunday Dry’ breakfast of oatcakes and marmalade whilst reminding myself of the lections for the day. (Those of a younger age who wonder, ‘why dry on Sunday?' will discover the reason later on if they develop the habit of going to Church on...
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Hundreds of funny thoughts and imponderables for every day are collected on the Crazy Thoughts pages ... Crazy Thoughts: Hundreds of funny thoughts for every day are shared on these pages. Sure, we may have seen many of them before -- George Carlin's name keeps popping into the mind -- but it's delightful to find so many...
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Funny Thought of the Day, and humorous rants on subjects as diverse as dieting, old people, eavesdropping and how to recognise a piano. ... The Domicile has been up and running, in internet terms, since God was a small child, but with many demands ... So thank you everyone who has taken the time over the years to visit the site,
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glenn@the-nest.com (Glenn Brensinger); Diversified Business Services; ... Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll get nailed by a U.S. nuclear submarine. ... | RHF Joke Archives |
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