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53. I needed a good excuse for missing work, and I have always felt that the more ridiculous (while still believable) the "reason" was the better. This is my favorite. Imagine me on the phone with my boss: I was playing fetch with my dog ... If you are working some crap minimum wage job, "poverty" excuses are always good:
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I don't feel like coming in to work; I've got to work on my car; it's a beautiful day outside. Your boss may vary. I've actually had him harangue me for coming to work one gorgeous summer day. I have a relative coming in from Hawaii & I...
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Everyone needs, or wants, to miss work at some point. But, if you don’t have a real excuse, you’re going to need to make up a good one. Below are some excuses you can use. Some are classic excuses, others are creative, and some are questionable. ... Tags: excuses for work, missing work, work excuses...
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www.ergoware.com/blog/101-excuses-for-missing-work
www.ergoware.com/blog/101-excuses-for-missing-work
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Monster.com has these ten excuses for missing work...five are smart and five are not. The smart reasons - ; 1. I've Earned It: No one can argue with performance. 2. I'm Playing Golf with a Client: First, you've got to have a job that requires you to meet and court current and prospective clients. ... This shit is good for you...
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www.thebizofknowledge.com/2007/05/10_excuses_for_missin...
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The Funny Pages: Humor, Jokes, Stories, and Games from the Internet ... If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. ... When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.
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funnies.paco.to/WorkExcuses.html
funnies.paco.to/WorkExcuses.html
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EXCUSES FOR MISSING WORK ... When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.
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www.fuzzydog.com/mscmisswork.htm
www.fuzzydog.com/mscmisswork.htm
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Here are the highlights of the Most Unusual Excuses for Missing Work This Year: ... Another good one I heard was they’re boyfriend got into a real bad car accident (near death, ICU, so tragic, the whole 9 yards), the boyfriend showed up the next morning looking for her. I guess the huge advances in modern medicine fix...
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Ten Excuses for Missing Work - Five Smart, Five DUMB ; by Michele Marrinan ; Monster Contributing Writer ; We've all been there. It's a beautiful day, and you can't bear the thought of going into work. "Really work when you're there, so you'll be able to feel good about taking time off," says Andrea Nierenberg,
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