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You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is... Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion? Yeah, so I see...all spotty; Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine. ... Email these Comebacks to a friend...
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You're about as good lookin as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pitbull Terrier.. You! Off my planet! See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Just out of curiosity, are your parents ... -[ Funny Insults - Put downs - Comebacks - Funny Phrases - Sayings - Witty Quotes - Weakest Link - Triumph - Yo Mama ]-
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Webmaster's Favorite Comebacks ... Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side. ... Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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No, my powers can only be used for good. ... If this isn't enough for you, then see Snappy Comebacks, Expressions For a Woman's High Stress Days and the useful Friendship Poem...
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"Constructive Comebacks to Insulting Situations." ... The Chinese say these kinds of accidents bring you extremely good luck the rest of the day, and I've found that to be true. I've also seen the coolest people suddenly leave and return with a series of wet spots on their clothes, and no one ever says anything!
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Is never good for you? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public; I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. ... No, my powers can never be used for good. You sound reasonable. Time to up the...
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The Cheap Shot is never a good insult, partly because it takes advantage of an easy target, ... The Retort: To really impress people with your insulting prowess, responding to someone else's insult with something better has to be the ultimate goal. Comebacks that floor an opponent are the Grand Slam of jibes.
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Funny insults collection with comebacks that's sure to make you laugh until you wet yourself. ... Comebacks 5.570 Clean ... Insult Jokes 6.000 Dirty...
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