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Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current. ... Good News: The Elder Board accepted your job description the way you wrote it. Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search committee to find somebody capable of ... Back to Religious Jokes...
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"I have good news and bad news, "the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings. ... Doctor Jokes, Humor and Satire - Page Generated in 0.35 seconds...
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Jokes.com - A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that theres good news and bad news. The guy asks for the bad news first. The nurse says, Were going to have to remove your legs. ... The nurse comes in and tells him that there's good news and bad news. ... More Health Jokes »...
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Jokes.com - Good news: I have a boyfriend. But the bad news is Im not good in relationships. I get all jealous. I dont even like to see my boyfriend talking to his wife. ... Funny jokes, blonde jokes, joke of the day, Yo Mama jokes, and more...
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Good News, Bad News; After submitting to X-rays, an electrocardiogram and blood tests, the anxious patient waited for the doctor's return. ... "Howard," the physician began, "I have good news and bad news." ... >> Home >> Jokes >> Good News Bad News Jokes >> Joke...
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Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news. ... Patient: That's the good news? What's the bad news? ... >> Home >> Jokes >> Good News Bad News Jokes >> Joke...
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So God brings Clinton, Yeltsin and Bill Gates to his office and says "Men, I've decided to bring an end to the world this Thursday -- I want you to go back and tell your people." Upon his return, Clinton holds a press conference and says "People of America, I have good news and bad news.
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Jim's doctor called and told him he had good news and bad news. ... "What! That's the good news? What's the bad news?" inquired Jim. ... Navigator > NCBuy Home : Humor : Doctor Jokes : Good News/Bad News...
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"Very good Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up their hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" ; Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra.
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