Humorous Epitaphs: I told you I was sick. Here lies Walter Dudley. He found out too late, Dobermans aren't cuddly. Here lies Bill Boller; He got ran over by; A steam roller; (This tombstone is very tall and narrow as if to match the victim);
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It is difficult to find anything entertaining about a death, but on occasion, death can be humorous and bizarre. Sometimes, humor can be found where least likely. Cemeteries, for example, can be startlingly funny to the uninitiated. ... A few epitaphs are subtle and do not appear humorous until one thinks about them.
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A great and growing list of funny and humorous tombstone epitaphs ... Humorous Tombstone Epitaphs - Page 2; ... Note: ~~ Unknown ~~ below epitaphs denotes the location of the tombstone is not known.
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[ Home | Site Map | Messages | FAQ | Offers | E-Mail | Advertise ]; Here we will have fun posting unusual and humorous tombstone epitaphs. We encourage all you senior cititizens to send us your favorites so they can be shared with others.
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Here lies the body of our Anna; Done to death by a banana; It wasn't the fruit that laid her low; But the skin of the thing; That made her go. ... Here lies the father of 29; There would have been more; But he didn't have time. ... Here lies my wife; Here let her lie ; Now she has peace ; And so do I...
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Welcome to our humorous epitaphs page. For your enjoyment, we have assembled some humorous epitaphs to show there can be a lighter side to the afterlife. ... Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903 - Died 1942; "Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down... It was."
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Humorous Epitaphs : A true short story from the experience, I Love Miscellaneous Morbidity. She was a suicide blonde - Dyed by her own hand. Here I lie snug as a bug in a rug and next to that gravestone another reads Here I lie snugger than that other bugger Beneath this stone... ... he was a suicide blonde - ; Rest in peace,
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The following is reported to be found written on tombstones: ... "I told you I was sick!" ... On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
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Here lies; Ezekial Aikle; Age 102; The Good; Die Young. ... Anna Wallace; The children of Israel wanted bread; And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna. ... Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; Stepped on the gas; Instead of the brake.
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Have you ever considered writing your own epitaphs? I hadn’t given it much thought until I came across the examples below. As you will see epitaphs come in all forms and can be serious, witty, irreverent and profound.
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