Humorous Quotations ... A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.  ~Fred Allen; Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.  ~H.L. Mencken;
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"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." - H. G. Wells (1866-1946) ... "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) ... "Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake." - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)
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Great men talk about ideas; Mediocre men talk about things; Small men talk about people. - Admiral Hyman Rickover ; (What does that say about a society in which ... "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, ... A piece from Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy:
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Funny quotes and humorous quotations from comedians to politicians, famous last words and famous quotes from the rich and famous of today and through history. ... ; The Funny Quotes Archives ; Funny Quotes and Humorous Quotations from The Comedy Zone.
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A large collection of humorous quotations. ... Humorous Quotations ... 07/12/02; "Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated." ; ---Garry Trudeau...
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Small collection of thought-provoking, humorous, and ironic quotations on several subjects. ... "I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."; - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963) ... See Also Longer Quotes | Trivia...
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