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Fingerprints on glasses can be explained to guests by your continued fascination with Cluedo. ... Dust on furniture is not really dust, but the latest in UV protection. ... Return to: Top of Page, List of Humorous Sayings, My Little Sister's Jokes...
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Humorous Quotations ... A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.  ~Fred Allen; Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.  ~H.L. Mencken;
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A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid." - courtesy of Jack Shea, jshumor@exis.net ... Welcome to our Humorous Sayings directory. ... Humorous Saying - Author...
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Great hospital humor! These witty, funny, sometimes off color sayings make great gifts for nurses, doctors, hospital and medical employees on your gift list. ... Click on the Nurse Betty saying, to see all the t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, magnets, mousepads and more in that design.
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Violet & Joey Cartoon Page ... Many thanks to 1) Fred Langa, Ken Thomson for these Famous Quips on August 28, 2003. 2) Doyle Henderson etal for these Tidbits of Humorous Sayings May 17, 2001. 3) Edward Reaugh Smith for the Brass Monkey Story on Jan 16, 2004.
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Funny quotes and humorous quotations from comedians to politicians, famous last words and famous quotes from the rich and famous of today and through history. ... ; The Funny Quotes Archives ; Funny Quotes and Humorous Quotations from The Comedy Zone.
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Beautiful Angela Noonan print which is "an attempt to preserve and showcase the humorous sayings that add richness to Newfoundland culture and tradition." Stay where yer at till i come where yer to.
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