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I suppose that I must have lived a terribly sheltered life, because it wasn't until I went to college that I first discovered this interesting subset of bathroom graffiti. ... If you sprinkle when you tinkle; Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie; Brought to my attention by StrawberryFrog ... Poem I found on the bus...
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Some that I remember is.. "here I sit broken he ... I never saw graffiti but pictures that said.. If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat. lol and No job is finished until the paperwork is done.
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One floor of my old office had a 10+ line poem. I felt was lucky with a simple, grammatically and punctuationally correct four line poem. (The editor on our floor was pissed off by the horrendous grammar and comma issues ... And OH YES, the sprinkle/tinkle (particularly if it were misspelled) would be SO WORSE. Maybe.
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"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat."; "For good health, please wash your hands!"; "Don't flush your ... I agree that posting signs is a waste of time... I remember a very small bathroom at work. People would lean up against the 'no smoking' sign and puff away! I always heard that poem as,
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by Sarah; If you sprinkle while you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat if you do a number 2 just be nice and flush the loo ... Rate and comment this poem...
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Thank god the note writer put the extra exclamation points. I don’t think the perps wouldve gotten the idea without them. Oh and another version of the classic toilet poem is; “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty”...
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This is a very funny poem. I enjoyed reading it all the way through. The last line cracked me up, and reminded me of my family. There is always supposed to be extra rolls under ... i think not! but in the words of my favorite little toilet poem, If you sprinkle, while you tinkle, please be neat, and wipe the seat.
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Jokes.com - She actually got a poem to help remind me to wipe the seat when Im done. It says, If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie. That made me so mad, I wanted to pee in her pocketbook. ... Jokes.com - Stand-up Comedy's official site ... Stand-up Comedians...
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www.PoemHunter.com - The World's Poetry Archive 16; Of Modern Poetry; The poem of the mind in the act of finding; What will suffice. It has not always had; To find: the scene was set; it repeated what; Was in the script.
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