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One Liners! 01. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect. 02. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand. 03. If I save time, when do I get it back? 04. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 17.I was born intelligent - education ruined me. 18.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station...
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www.berro.com/joke/one_liners.htm
www.berro.com/joke/one_liners.htm
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Witty One-Liners - we're intelligent so you don't have to b ... These have been arranged in nice helpful blocks of 10. Also, it is quite possible that I repeat myself here. I'd appreciate being told if anyone notices a one-liner that appears twice here. Thanks.
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www.custodian.20m.com/oneliners.htm
www.custodian.20m.com/oneliners.htm
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Quoteable One-liners ... The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell...
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www.omnifarious.org/~eljay/rel_q_1line.html
www.omnifarious.org/~eljay/rel_q_1line.html
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Some new aphorisms ... Little sayings for the modern age ... A large collection of files with dumb jokes, witty one-liners, new definitions for words, and groanable puns.
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www.badpets.net/Humor/Jokes/index.html
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Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? ... Funny One-liners ... A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire...
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smsjokes.atspace.com/allinone.html
smsjokes.atspace.com/allinone.html
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. ... Most people who are as attractive, witty and intelligent as I am are usually conceited.
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www.angelfire.com/ok/ssplasher/list.html
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What you'll find here are humorous one-liners and on-liners, quotes from tv-series, books, friends and enemies and then some. This page will be split into different sections with related quotes. At the moment I don't have too many quotes, so if you have any funny quotes that should be on here please mail them to me.
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www.euronet.nl/users/chatin/quotes.html
www.euronet.nl/users/chatin/quotes.html
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Rodney Dangerfield, the king of the one-liners, is hilarious. The movie is a personal favorite of mine. He plays the role so well and anyone would love this movie. Not only will it last the test of ... Witty one-liners from Dangerfield carry this intelligent comedy., 28 September 2004; Author: Charles from Blairstown, NJ;
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us.imdb.com/title/tt0090685/usercomments?start=30
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Cool quotes for your status updates ... Whether it be for status updates on social networking sites, such as Facebook, Myspace and Friendster, or adding a display message in MSN or Yahoo messenger, it’s not always easy thinking up new and original status comments. ... Intelligent Quotes...
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