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You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it. ... Hidden Benefits of being old ... Help us build our joke and story bank. E-mail us at: humor@emmitsburg.net...
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Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him. To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly.
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Feeling Old? ... Then: Being caught withHustler magazine; Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine ... Then: Being called intothe principal's office; Now: Storming into the principal's office...
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Old age is golden-so I've heard it said- but sometimes I wonder when I get into bed, with my ears in a drawer and my teeth in a cup, my eyes on the table until I wake up. Ere sleep dims my eyes I say to myself, "Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?";
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In an unusual yet very interesting study by the Washington University in St Louis, they have found that aging actually affects your sense of humour, meaning that grumpy old men simply can't help being miserable. ... There are basic cognitive mechanisms to understanding what's going on in a joke. Older adults,
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The thing is, that joke isn’t about Bristol: Palin brought her 14-year-old daughter Willow to the Yankees game with her. ... That’s right: A state governor went to a baseball game with her underage daughter, and a national talk show host made a joke about the girl being sexually assaulted by one of the players.
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The senator then said that controlling government spending was not about politics, but about being able to look your children in the eye, “or in my case my children, grandchildren, great grandchildren, great-great grandchildren and great-great-great ... To deflect criticism that he is too old to be president,
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In the new issue of GQ, erstwhile filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola -- we'll see what Youth Without Youth does for his ailing career -- goes off on ... Coppola is being hypocritical. That may explain it actually - insecurity about his own status. "We don't see things the way they are, we see things the way WE are".
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In his monologue last night, David Letterman made a joke about Willow Palin, the 14 year old daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, being 'knocked up' during ... So the jokes made about Janet Reno being Chelsea Clinton's father were okay, and who made that joke? ... We pray together, two different groups of old woman in black,
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