You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Her ass was so big, it looked like two Buicks fighting for a parking place. It’s colder than a mother-in-law’s love. ... Funny Quotes and Sayings...
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12 Redneck Quotes; 1. Redneck Quote: It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch. 2. Redneck Quote: My cow died last night so I don't need your bull. 3. Redneck Quote: Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.
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AND YOU'RE AN EXTREME REDNECK WHEN ... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. ... Jeff Foxworthy usually does "You know you're a redneck if..." as his jokes. I actually have one of his...
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Redneck quotes - many funny and amusing quotations and sayings from famous people ... [on entering a Redneck bar] ; I'm your worst nightmare, a nigger with a badge. -- Eddie Murphy (48 hours, 1982) ... Search Quotes: Home - New Quotes...
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September 13, 2000 ; ... "What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy." ... and the Number 1 Famous Quote from a Redneck Movie...
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A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu; (former Indian Cricketer who is now an active commentator for all Indian matches) ... Jokes One Liners Shayrees Santa Banta PJs Poems Teasers Quotes Ecards Cricinfo Rediff;
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Jokes One Liners Shayrees Santa Banta PJs Poems Teasers Quotes Ecards Cricinfo Rediff; ... Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
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Redneck Quotes, Sayings and Words ... ; Things a Redneck would say ; These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.
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