Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck ; 1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your husband. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your grandma would let you in the house.
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Redneck Quotes, Sayings and Words ... ; Things a Redneck would say ; These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. ... Funny Redneck Sayings for a Happy Birthday, Love and Old Age. Cowboy, Trailer Trash Sayings...
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I used to work with a redneck named Greg Foley. He had a vast vocabulary of redneck sayings that he used constantly. More than anyone that I have ever met. For a while some of my co-workers kept a log of the redneck sayings, and they became Greg Foley’ isms.
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You Might Be A Redneck If... - Funny Stories Funny Jokes Funny Sayings Good Jokes Jokes Funny Stories Punchlines Humor Stories Humour ... You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves. ... The most common phrase heard in your house is, "Somebody go jiggle the handle."
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Redneck Drunk Driving Funny Stories Funny Jokes Funny Sayings Good Jokes Jokes Funny Stories Punchlines Humor Stories Humour ... Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ... PREVIOUS JOKE JOKE INDEX NEXT JOKE...
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(Most of these Redneck Jokes can be attributed to Jeff Foxworthy); ... You may be a Redneck if ... You and your dog use the same tree. ... You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took...
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Topic: Redneck Sayings c/o Jeff Foxworthy ... Date Posted: 9/9/04 9:36am Subject: Redneck Sayings c/o Jeff Foxworthy ... Date Posted: 9/9/04 9:38am Subject: RE: Redneck Sayings c/o Jeff Foxworthy - Date Edited: 9/9/04 9:39am (1 edits total) Edited By: Katya_Jade...
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REDNECK SAYINGS; Exclamations of surprise: "Well, knock me down and steal muh teeth!"; "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"; Threats: "I'll slap you so hard, your clothes'll be outta style."; "This oughta jar your preserves.";
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