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SONGS AND POETRY ... Aries (March 21 - April 19) You are the pioneer type and hold peoplein contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are an asshole. ... Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistant. You have a dogged determination to work like hell. Most people think you are...
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Horoscopes, Free Horoscope, mean horoscope, gemini, Sagitarius, more ... Mean Horoscope ; Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes ... Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick...
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