"I think Rusty may be a homosexual," said Father. ... Mother talked to Mrs. Brown to see if she had any advice. "I think my little Rusty may be a homosexual," said Mother. "I just don't know what to do."
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Yeah I know this charming short story, "Rusty is a Homosexual," has been on the web forever, so all you jaded Internet surfing queens can just settle down. Since Lindsey hadn't seen it before I thought it would be fun to re-post.
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Rusty's family tried to accept his kinkier interests. "Father, will you buy me that leash for my birthday?" "But Patches already has a leash," said Father. "I didn't want it for Patches," said Rusty. Father chuckled uncomfortably. ... Rusty is a homosexual; October 28, 2005 8:55 PM Subscribe...
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Rusty is a Homosexual (Young Rusty Struggles with His Homosexuality) Posted: 2 years ago by ogri2003; This has been around on the Internet for ever, but I saw it again recently and reminded myself what essential reading it is!
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Rusty Is a Homosexual. Funny Humor Politics-Humor ... "I think my little Rusty may be a homosexual," said Mother. "I just don't know what to do." </p> <p> Mrs. Brown's eyes grew wide. A <em>homosexual!</em> Mrs. Brown ran away shrieking. Soon, Mother learned that she had been un-invited from Mrs. Brown's Tupperware party.
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This is a lovely little story about Rusty, a 9-year-old-boy. ... Okay…I knew I’d bought a book at Beers with a pic of Rusty and his dog on the front. It is called Yiddish with Dick and Jane. In the book..Tom kisses Stanley on the mouth…was just flipping thru it. I bought it for my granddaughter hoping to introduce her...
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“I can forgive Alfred Nobel for inventing dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.” ... Rusty 14 4 ... Published by Rusty Tanton under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 3.0 License...
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Nothing too heavy; just thinking about life in the 21st century... ... "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." ... Also known as the 2nd Amendment.
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