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Sick call excuse generator. Help for when you need a mental health day. GetOdd, Not Even! ... You know you're calling in sick too much when.. ... Call in Sick; Excuses; Insult Machine; Eye Test; The Mirror; Portrait Studio; Hard Drive Cleaner; Barking Spiders; Bad Printer Paper; Yes Mans Answers; Error Msg Decoder; Ask Nostradamus...
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Just say that you are not coming in as you are calling in sick that day. Excellent choices are severe headache or stomach ailment, as they are common. Don't get too detailed. ... Online sites such as Alibi Network or Novelty Excuses can help with getting a legitimate looking doctors note as well as validating it.
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Calling in sick when you aren't really? Running a little late? You're friend show up with tickets to the game, just when you're supposed to be at work?Your dog didn't really eat your homework, did he? ... Hm. I've heard a lot of excuses for people calling in sick. The best was that their neighbor's cat died and they...
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Purportedly from the Sunday, April 14, 1994 edition of the Washington Post. A contest was held in which readers were asked to come up with excuses to miss a day of work:
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Hey boss, I won't be in today because... I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information. The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. ... Serious Mysterious Advice...
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"Excuses For Calling in Sick"; 1. If it's all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. 2. When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. ... Serious Mysterious Advice...
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Welcome: to Unsolved Mysteries 1 2 3 ... Ancient Beliefs; Angels, God, Spiritual; Animals&Pets; Comedy; Conspiracy Theories; Debates; Dreams; Dream Interpretation; Embarrassing Moments; Entertainment; ESP; General Interest; Ghosts/Apparitions; Hauntings; History; Horror; Household tips; ... Serious Mysterious Advice...
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Welcome: to Unsolved Mysteries 1 2 3 ... Date: 6/22/2002 7:05:00 PM From Authorid: 53655 Great joke and good ways to "call in sick" ... Serious Mysterious Advice...
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An article on the topic of best excuses for calling in sick may seem a strange subject to wax lyrical about. After all, essentially the best excuse for calling in sick is to actually be sick. ... Although this might sound a feeble excuse, many people have serious allergic reactions to bites of this nature.
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