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Silly Saying ... Always use your fists. The only time I open my mouth is to change feet. Happiness can't buy money. True friends always stab you in the front. I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought. There is more to life than increasing its speed.
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Silly Sayings of the Prophet ... This shocking because we find no such sayings in the Bible, but how come a man 6 centuries later came and prescribed these weird remedies? Muhammad’s fiasco with Gabriel the Jinn seemed to have altered his ... Come to him and don’t be enslaved by the silly sayings of the prophet of Hajj Allah...
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. ... Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in ... A mushroom walks into a bar,
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