Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."; Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it.";
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The joke did appear in McCain's hometown paper, the Arizona Republic, and the Associated Press did report the joke in full, so everyone in the press had access to McCain's words. ... "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."
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your mama so ugly she made ray chrales blind Yo mama is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest the judges said sorry no pros. Yo mama so ugly rice crispies... ... your mama so ugly she made ray chrales blind; Yo mama is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest the judges said sorry no pros. Yo mama so ugly rice crispies...
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You're So Ugly ... You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China. You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. ... You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens. You're so ugly, your mate won...
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Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies. Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower ; Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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If that's a 'not so ugly' keyboard then wtf is the ugly model like? That would be the ugliest keyboard I'd ever seen in my life, if I hadn't seen several other 'gaming keyboards'... (Or maybe that line was sarcasm?
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by Zach Epstein on August 15th, 2008 at 10:18am; Filed under: Handsets, Palm, Rumors 19 Comments ... 19 Responses to “Palm Treo Pro Rears its Not so Ugly Head” ... However, I am about to pick a phone, so whatever comes first, I will probably go to that phone for a year commitment…...
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The State QuartersWhy are they so ugly? A slide show. ... Yes, some of the quarters are ugly and cluttered. Art by committee has never been a good idea. But I find some of them quite appealing and there's more interest in them than in the golden dollar much to the government's dismay.
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She is So Ugly ... ... She's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail! ... She's so ugly her face could stop a sun dial.
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Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone. Yo Postman so freakin ugly he made the guard dogs sh*t themselves. Yo Dentist so ugly they don't need anasthetics; Yo Boss so ugly people go as him for halloween. Yo Priest so ugly that he have to give his Sermon from inside the Confessional Box.
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