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Many thanks to Sam DiChiera from Oz who sent me this collection of Steven Wright's Humorous Tidbits on Fri, 16 May 1997. ... Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how." She said, "It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left." So I went down to the end of tired, and just out...
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www.doyletics.com/tidbits/wrighton.htm
www.doyletics.com/tidbits/wrighton.htm
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The repository contains 17 quotes from Steven Wright. ... Doctors and Health • Funny ... I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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www.jimpoz.com/quotes/Speaker:Steven_Wright
www.jimpoz.com/quotes/Speaker:Steven_Wright
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A FEW WORDS FROM THE VISIONARY STEVEN WRIGHT: ... On the other hand, you have different fingers. -- Steven Wright ... My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -- Steven Wright...
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www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html
www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html
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A FEW WORDS FROM THE VISIONARY STEVEN WRIGHT A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. (actually, attributable to Mae West).
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www.panix.com/userdirs/clp/humor/miscellaneous/Steven-W...
www.panix.com/userdirs/clp/humor/miscellaneous/Steven-Wright-quips.html
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Viewers of Infamous and Running with Scissors might relate to comedian Steven Wright's quip, "Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time." ... In considering INFAMOUS, director Douglas McGrath's account ... his complex bonds with childhood friend and author Nelle Harper Lee and lover Jack Dunphy;
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www.indyweek.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A39277
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STEVEN WRIGHT HUMOR from FORTOGDEN ... Visit Steven Wright's Own Website at: Steven Wright's Own Website; ... Steven Wright; The Mystery of the; Mary Celeste; Jammerlinks; The Battle of; The Saintes; Trashy Signs, Slogans & Office Mottos; You Might Be a Redneck If...; The Dancing; Babies Disco; FORTOGDEN;
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www.fortogden.com/fosw.html
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CANONICAL LIST OF STEVEN WRIGHT JOKES (AND LOOK-ALIKES) ... "FAKE" STEVEN WRIGHT SAYINGS BY ROD SCHMIDT ... Isn't Disney World a People Trap Operated by a Mouse? -Steven Wright...
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www.cis.upenn.edu/~udani/humor/stevenwright.html
www.cis.upenn.edu/~udani/humor/stevenwright.html
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These jokes are all from the extremely hysterical comedian Steven Wright and have been copied without permission (sorry steven). i suppose you're gonna copy them too, but at least retain the credit. come on, who's going to believe that you're this funny?
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www.myths.com/pub/humor/misc/wright.html
www.myths.com/pub/humor/misc/wright.html
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You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to ... Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how." She said, "It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left." So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right.
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www.awpi.com/Combs/Humor/wright.html
www.awpi.com/Combs/Humor/wright.html
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