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Things not to say to police officers: ... The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!";
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Or a 100 things to get your azz beat. ... 13. call 911 and say there's some freak who's been following me for half an hour and insists to see my id card...*mumbles* hobos these days ... Look in the mirror.*cop unwillingly sighs and looks in the mirror**you bash officer's head into the mirror and drive off* SO LONG SUCKER.
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I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ... You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? ... You are here: Home » Joke Break » Top 12 Things Not to Say to a Cop...
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13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you? ... 14. Bad cop. No donut. ... 15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
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I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. ... Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. ... You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
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10) "Hey fat boy, I just left your house." ... 8) "While you're here, is someone else staking out the Donut SHop?" ... 7) " No Tubby, I don't know how fast I was going. You're the one with the damn radar!"
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WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER ; 1. Man, I have no idea how fast I was goin'! 2. Can you hand me your gun? 3. Care for a doughnut? 4. Whatever you do, 56. When he frisks you, say you missed a spot, and grin. 57. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it. 58.
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7 You're not gonna check the trunk are you? ... The site has been updated and can now take at least 2000 pages!!!; Why not Join our growing mailing list; Visit Sitelist to find a page you like - an Alphabetical list of all pages on the site; RETURN TO; Devotions;
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The top 11 things NOT to say to a Cop Updated I have many police friends and this is not to be taken as dissrespectful its all in fun I dont know if anyone else has a problem with ... I have many police friends, and this is not to be taken as dissrespectful, it's all in fun! I don't know...
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