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10.) When your boss or supervisor leaves their favorite coffee place’s cup (Styrofoam or paper only) on their desk or at their work station, take a pin, pen, or small pointed object ... The top ways to get fired from your job. Un-Official Version..of course! ... these can't be the top 10. there are mch better ways i am sure...
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4. Drink at Work: One of the quickest ways to be shown the door is drinking too much at lunch and walking into a wall. No matter what your job, keeping things organized, efficient and clear, is important. Staying on top of the mountain of details that go into making a business run smoothly requires focus -- ... 10. Make Faces:
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Do you wish you didn't have to hide in the shitter and sleep on a roll of toilet paper to pass the time at your boring job? Well, PinGUY feels your pain. This is the Top 50 ways to quickly get yourself out of that crappy, ... Tell your boss that you’re the star of the company, and you demand 10% of the gross profits,
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Laugh uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or 3 minutes ago. Say, "Oh, _now_ I get it!" ... Add a few to sit on, adjusting your seat height until the top of your head is exactly one-half inch higher than the speaker's. Explain that you sometimes have trouble seeing the presentation.
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10. Day one: Start an official sounding rumor about your boss being considered for a big promotion. Day two: Spread a rumor that the promotion involves your boss heading up a new facility in Bosnia. ... 8. Attach 10 or so bottles of white-out to the inside of your suit jacket. Every time you pass a co-worker,
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Top 10 Ways to Get Fired ... I recently ran this “Top 10 Ways to Get Fired” story with some valuable job-survival tips. Among the types of behaviors that can get you fired are alienating your coworkers, surfing the Web and even making faces. ... Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Top 10 Ways to Get Fired:
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The top 10 ways to be sure to get fired from your job. Yes, we are positive there are many more...these are a few silly ones to check out. ... Top in Odd Stuff ... 10 Geeky Ways to Deliver Mail: U.S Postal Service Technology...
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Fired by your lawyer? Seems like an odd concept. Won’t a lawyer take any client ... 10. Lie to your lawyer. This is the number one thing you can do to get your lawyer to fire you. Your lawyer is your representative. Every case has its warts. Your lawyer can only help you if he or she knows the whole story. ... Top Ten...
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