101 hilarious ways to annoy other people. ... 101 (now 102) Ways To Be Annoying ... 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
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313-320. Ways to be annoying in Australia: Point at someone with your index finger. Yawn without covering your mouth. Or excusing yourself. Blow your nose in public. Make the peace sign. Wink at women. Touch someone while talking to them.
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Page No. 3 ... Sing the Batman theme incessantly. ... In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
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Add another annoying thing to the end of this list every time you receive it, and send it to everyone you know, including the person that sent this to you. ... Repeatedly give your friends lists of ways to be annoying. ... Desperately search for ways to be annoying.
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Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." ... Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. ... Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
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Little things that piss people off.; From Lifes's Little Destruction Book By Charles Sherwood Dane ... Take the hotel towel ... Pay tolls with $100 bills...
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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. ... 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8.
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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. ... 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." ... 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
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