13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing. 14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting. 15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees.
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50 Ways to Confuse the Heck out of People in Dining Halls; by Robert Chen ... Don't go to the dining hall. Live there and never leave. When people come in, harass for news of the outside world and tell them how the dining hall needs new ketchup.
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20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters ... Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in. ...
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50 Ways to confuse, worry, or just scare the people in the computer lab ... Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know. ... When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
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9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know. 10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on. 11. Bring a chainsaw, ... 36. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best. 37. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
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13) Enter the lab, undress and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing. 14) Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before ... 37) When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best. 38) Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
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50 Ways to Confuse People in the Computer Lab - Funplex > Jokes by Email ... 50 Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of the People in the Computer Lab; 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
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WAYS TO CONFUSE PEOPLE; Sit up. Say, "time to make the donuts." Leave. Do this often. Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door and look relieved. (( )) Express an extreme fear of sunlight. ... WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE; (( )) Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go." ; Start each meal by...
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Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during class. Act like you're really interested in what you're discussing. If your professor tries to interrupt or stop you, act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down.
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