"Thank you, your honor. G.R., when exactly did you first begin to doubt the existence of Santa Claus?" ... The prosecution's lead attorney, the corpulent, sneering Gerry Failwell, ... "Only a few tiny fragments of that epic battle endure - a conflict that was a very real matter of life and death to those early Christians.
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Twas the Night before Christmas could be the most influential poem ever written. ... Some people think it's wrong for children to believe in Santa Claus. ... That's when she felt good about herself again, and dutifully put out cookies and a glass of milk for the corpulent stranger.....
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There is no Santa Claus. Not in the poem now known as "The Night Before Christmas" published anonymously in 1823 and credited to Clement Clarke Moore, whose verses feature a ... Not in Charles Dickens' 1842 "Christmas Carol," with all its sanctimonious sermonizing about Tiny Tim and the true meaning of Christmas.
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Ironically the recent book The Battle for Christmas by Stephen Nissenbaum (1997) demonstrates that the composite of a non-ecclesiastical Santa Claus we all know and love who brings gifts on the day of Christ's nativity is probably a completely American construct and not of Dutch origin!
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Michael jackson - a plastic booger for his nose Christina Aquilera - a thong, that slut Michael bolton - a suitcase full of any kind of ripoff novelties for $1 Wesley willis - a free "happy meal" to celebrate his funny & weird song "Rock 'n' roll McDonald's" ''tiny tim'' - a piece 'a' plastic, what he's worth John...
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A carnival act and national embarrassment = tiny Tim with shrivelled manhood. Can't hit and can't perform but can write pathetic blogs... Boy, ... I remember crying when I found out when Santa Claus wasn't real, Poor Ghet has finally realized that Michelle Wie is an even bigger hoax played on the people of the world.
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But then her publisher (corpulent character actor Sydeny Greenstreet) decides that a hunky near-drowned Navy sailor (Gardner) should get a home-cooked meal at Lane's Connecticut home -- ... Tiny Tim sings a pathetic version of "Silent Night, Holy Night" -- and to no real purpose, except to yank people ... and Ed Ivory as Santa Claus.
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Everyone knows the story: A man claiming to be Santa Claus reimbues the Macy's department store with the Christmas spirit before being institutionalized as insane. A young lawyer tries to get him freed while wooing the woman who hired him at Macy's.
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When Tim Allen walks out of his house on Christmas Eve "to see what is the matter," the last thing he expects to find is Santa Claus and eight tiny reindeer. The appearance of Father Christmas surprises him so much that he begins a vocal protest in his front yard.
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So when Gogo told us about Santa Claus, she did it in such a magical way it was clearly plausible. Santa was as real to me as Hitler was in World War II. We weren’t given the American version of Santa Claus. The corpulent white man in the cheap red suit wasn’t a part of my upbringing.
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